Trick or treat motherf*ckers top-knot headband
Top-knot headbands come in two sizes for pups, and one size for humans! The headbands are made from coordinating bandana fabrics, and are finished with super comfortable nylon bands for and close, comfortable fit.
Small is about 5 inch circumference unstretched and fits up to about 10 inch.
Large is about 10 inch circumference unstretched, and fits most large breeds, including blocky headed pibbles!
Human is about 19 inches unstretched and comfortably fits most adult humans. It can even be styled as a doggie ascot / necktie on medium-large dogs!